Both bad news and good (no, great) news. First the bad. I am feeling something of a sense of loss right at the moment. Something very dear has gone from my life: my sunglasses. My precious sunglasses. Very precious actually, more precious than I’d like to remember, so I’m trying to forget how much they ... [More]
Pictures: Channel 7 Big banners… international flags… …smoke… giant inflatable globes… does it get better than this? I think not. Well, Olympics fever has officially hit the country. Iris and I went to the Olympic soccer on Wednesday. Along with 93,250 of our closest friends, we squeezed into the MCG. There was a great atmosphere. ... [More]
I had cause to go into the city today. It may seem like a bad idea to go to a client meeting at the offices of (insert big corporation here) on a day when anti-globalisation protestors have flooded into nearby streets to protest the World Economic Forum being held at (seemingly quite appropriately) the casino. ... [More]
I’ve had a cold for the last few days, which I must say is an absolute delight. There’s nothing nicer than having almost constant coughing fits, interrupted only by the dribble of snot coming out of my nose. See, it’s even delightful reading about it! There is a bright side though, it brought back happy ... [More]
The brilliant birthday card depicting my life, given to me by my mum and her partner Peter. So now I’m thirty. I don’t feel much older than I was when I was twenty-nine. My hair hasn’t spontaneously fallen out or all gone grey. I don’t feel like I need a walking frame yet. Nope, it’s ... [More]
Map showing my local Safeway store several hundred metres closer to my house than it really is. Bringing food to life?!? Why do they need two slogans, anyway? A leaflet in the mail today revealed the opening of a new Safeway "We’re Muscling Into The Petrol Station Market" Plus in the neighbourhood. I found two ... [More]
On the phone to Ozemail Customer Accounts. After the recorded advertising guff, the hold music starts "I can’t take it anymore". Uh huh. It’s a fair cop… Yesterday in the mail I got my first driving ticket. (I’ve had one ticket before, but that was a parking ticket). I… err.. well, I seem to have ... [More]
Thanks to online banking and BPay, I can pay all of my bills via the Internet. Except one. My ISP bill.
The Olympic Games have ripped me off. No, I don’t mean the $50 each I paid for Soccer tickets. For a game that occurs two days before the opening ceremony… hmmm how does that work then? Strictly speaking, shouldn’t the opening ceremony be before everything else? On the other hand, I used to work at ... [More]
In this day and age, you shouldn’t be embarrassed about buying condoms, should you? I’m not sure – it can still be tricky. In my local supermarket, a lot of the staff know me. If you live in one area for five or more years, and you have kids, you can expect most of the ... [More]
Josh and Catherine, with silly hats numbers 1 and 2. Iris and I, with Josh’s silly hat number 3. Bourke Street, 1am – for our small change, we got a personalised song To celebrate the tenth birthday of the Toxic Custard mailing list, on Friday night there was a bit of a get together organised ... [More]
The whole separation thing is working out well. The kids are spending weekends with their mum, and she and I are getting on very amicably, and cooperating in making arrangements for her to move back into this area, so she can take the kids for more of the time, which will be good for all ... [More]