Today’s the day… Valentine’s Day, or VD for short, as someone at work suggested. Perhaps not. I remembered the card and present. Hopefully other blokes everywhere did. If not, it’s not too late to rush out and get something. It’s recommended if you want to live to see the end of the weekend. No, don’t ... [More]
Someone was whinging to me today about having a dog. I told her I have no sympathy. With a human child, you can’t just leave him locked up in the house all day with some food. At least, not if you don’t want the Child Protection people after you. Dogs don’t grow two sizes of ... [More]
An update on the Pot Spot, the shop down the street that has been having a closing down sale for almost eight months now. The sign "Closing February 6th" has been updated to: "Closing February."
There’s something on the news tonight – I mean apart from O.J. – about Liberal senator Bob Woods having a restraint order put on him by his lover after their affair broke up. Well, that’s just great, isn’t it. The Libs are turning into the British Conservative Party. Mark my words, by the end of ... [More]
Sometimes I see quite the oddest things, but forget to tell anybody about them. Last Friday, for example, in the middle of the morning rush hour, my tram passed a guy from Triple M radio doing a publicity stunt. At least, I presume it was a publicity stunt – either that or he was doing ... [More]
I’ve been on a bit of a video game nostalgia trip recently, having discovered the joys of video game console emulators. It’s great, I get to play all the games of my youth without having to find the old hardware to run them on. It’s like the computer equivalent to watching old Countdown repeats on ... [More]
Today was the Australia Day holiday. At least, in every state except this one, where it was "Jeff doesn’t want us to have a holiday, but go on, take a day off if you and your boss both feel like it" Day. So anyway, not only did I work today, but we all worked late ... [More]
In an informal interview carried out by my wife this afternoon, the proprietors of the Pot Spot spoke out about their impending closing today. "So is this really the last day?" "… Maybe …"
It’s going to be an interesting weekend. Because on Sunday the 26th of January, Australia Day, according to the notices in the window, the Pot Spot will finally close down. The Pot Spot is a shop down on the corner of our street. They sell plant pots and other assorted garden objects. Gnomes, dragons, frogs, ... [More]
Today I would have loved to arrive at work soaking wet. In fact, given all of the 41.2 degrees of heat we got (more coming up tomorrow), I’d have appreciated a sprinkler system in the office (though lighting a fire probably isn’t such a good idea). Quite frankly, I don’t think the air-conditioning was up ... [More]
You’ll know you’re really a parent when you start appraising your offspring’s excrement. Okay, so it’s important to make sure his movements are regular and healthy, but sometimes it goes a little too far. It starts to sound like a couple of art critics… "Mmmm…. beautiful consistency, wouldn’t you say?" "Absolutely. A prime example of ... [More]
Today I arrived at work soaking wet. Well okay, not soaking, but certainly, undeniably wet. "Was it raining?", I can hear the Sydneysiders snidely asking, "’cos it always rains in Melbourne". No, actually it’s hardly rained a drop all week. It’s the sprinklers in Fawkner Park. I walk across the park to work, and once ... [More]