Categories driving Toxic Custard newsletter I TOLD YOU, DON’T PARK ON THE FOOTPATH! Post author By Daniel Post date Sun 27 March 2016 4 Comments on I TOLD YOU, DON’T PARK ON THE FOOTPATH! (Yeah nah I didn’t really damage the car with my sneaker. Apparently it was damaged in a collision on Wednesday night, and left at the scene, presumably for later towing. Hopefully nobody was hurt.) Share this:TwitterFacebookLinkedInRedditLike Loading... ← Finally Melbourne has Google Transit → Bentleigh/Mckinnon/Ormond level crossing removals update 4 replies on “I TOLD YOU, DON’T PARK ON THE FOOTPATH!” Ouch! Loading... People like you and me are horribly conservative. That is what we want to do to a car parked across a footpath, but we are so pathetically law abiding, we don’t. Nevertheless, I may have been seemingly preoccupied with staring at my phone and walked into the side of a car with some force in a similar but not the same situation. But I am not a person in the public eye. I made my point without repercussions. Loading... Was this car repeatedly overhanging onto the footpath? This article is way too short. Loading... Undeniable evidence there. The scuff marks are the same colour as your jeans. Loading... Comments are closed.