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New toy: hedgetrimmer

A cheap and cheerful hedgetrimmer, $50 at Bunnings.

Daniel's hedgetrimmer

To be used for occasional trimming of hedges (well duh) in between visits from Andy, my trusty gardener… specifically around the back of the house, where sometimes the hedges grow so fast it feels like the open space in the garden is getting a little smaller everyday.

No, I don’t plan to go all Edward Scissorhands and do any topiary… though having looked at some of the examples on the Wikipedia entry for it, I reckon it’d be pretty funny to develop one that was, say, Dalek-shaped.

By Daniel Bowen

Transport blogger / campaigner and spokesperson for the Public Transport Users Association / professional geek.
Bunurong land, Melbourne, Australia.
Opinions on this blog are all mine.

10 replies on “New toy: hedgetrimmer”

A great suburban moment.
PS Did you open a special account to save up for the trimmers? If so, it would have been a hedge fund.

@rae – it’s funny when the dalek topiary does not reside at the house in which you (or me!) live!

@ rae (again). I think that should be you or ‘I’, not ‘me’. But you get the nub of my gist?

watch out for wasps in residence. their stings hurt and hang around as itchy welts for months.

looks more of a jungle than a hedge. it should be as flat as a station platform on the sides, and as level as train tracks on top.

That new toy is defenetly not for kids. You could call it an adult toy but that term conjures up a different sort of toy…

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