I got one of those lifestyle surveys in the mail a while back. Rather than just throw it in the bin, I pondered who would be the most unusable respondent they could possibly get a reply back from? Why it would be Ron and Jeff, the two layabouts I wrote about several years ago.
So I decided they could answer the survey instead of me.
Note: this should explain the phone numbers used.
Okay, I may get accused of being an inner-suburbs zone 1 snob because of the suburb I’ve used… it’s all in fun though. Here’s the first section of answers…
The rest is coming soon… well, if I can be bothered.
(See part 2)