Years and years ago, Douglas Adams and John Lloyd put out a book called The Meaning Of Liff. Later on they updated it as The Deeper Meaning Of Liff. There’s a (possibly unintentional) reference to it in the opening titles of Monty Python’s Meaning Of Life. The book itself is a list of made up ... [More]
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RIP Number 2
Another goldfish died yesterday. I found in the morning, not moving at all. It wasn’t actually floating on top of the water like the last one had. I dunno – maybe it drowned? So now we’re left with a single, very lonely goldfish. Will have to see about re-populating the tank, I think. Isaac says ... [More]
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Hell on earth
There’s only one thing more like hell on earth than kids running around like maniacs in an indoor playground during a kid’s birthday party. And that’s kids running around like maniacs in your house during a kid’s birthday party. Jeremy’s fourth birthday party had been scheduled for a local park. Parks are a good place ... [More]
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Stand clear please
On Tuesday, I was working at home. My workmate Stanley needed to get some CDs off me. So I gave him instructions for getting to my local station, and said I’d meet him there. Good plan? Nothing simpler, right? Stanley had never been on a train before. Never. Trams yes, but not trains. Oh what ... [More]
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Vroom vroom again
This morning a good Samaritan leapt out of her car at an intersection to tell me I had no brake lights. Well, at least that they weren’t working. This put me into something of a panic, as of all the lights on a car, the brake lights are some of the most important. Screw keeping ... [More]
Even though I got a good eight hours of sleep last night, I’m still tired. Maybe I’m still playing catch-up for Saturday night (5.5 hours). I was in Geelong for dinner on Saturday night, and ended up driving back home late. I’ve been humming Area 7‘s Bogan song all weekend, so it was pretty funny ... [More]
Last night I went for a walk. Tonight there was little chance of that. After a hot muggy day came the cloud, then the thunder, then the lightning, then the rain, then more rain, then the hail, then more rain, and more lightning… You get the general picture.
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Annoying phone calls
11:30am. Telemarketer: Hello is that Mr or Mrs Bowen? Me: What are you selling? Telemarketer: Oh, I’m not selling nothing. Great. She followed on with some spiel about how my house was only one of five in the suburb to be chosen for a free offer… does anybody fall for this crap any more? 3:15pm. ... [More]
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Daniel’s instant movie reviews
We’ve started a mini-DVD swapping scheme at work, so this weekend I watched two movies I missed in the cinemas… Gladiator – great movie. Best bit was seeing "Clavdivs" – Derek Jacobi in it! That and looking at Russ in the Colosseum and thinking… Hey, I’ve been there! Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon – yeah, pretty ... [More]
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One for the geeks
Properties… No, Disable… Arrghh! At work. Need to check the configuration on the server… okay here we go! Click, click, open Terminal Services, log on, click, start, Settings, Network, Local Area Connection.. Okay! Now to look at the Properties… click… Whoops. Got the other button. Disable. Disable network connection. When I’m logged on remotely. No ... [More]
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Weekend of fun
At the Australian Open tennis (Pic: Danielle) Pulling silly faces at Arthur’s Seat (Pic: Danielle) I was awake around 5:15 on Friday morning to get into the city to meet Danielle on the 7am XPT from Sydney. By about 6am it was apparent from an SMS that it wouldn’t be the 7am XPT – it ... [More]
I’ve been watching the Australian Open tennis with rather more interest than usual, because I’ve got tickets to go tomorrow night. All the Aussie blokes have already bombed out of the men’s singles, but hopefully the matches on will be of interest anyway. I’m off to bed early tonight to meet up with my friend ... [More]
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Hop hop hopping
Roos in the wilderness near Seymour I put on my political activist’s hat over the weekend, up at Seymour for a junket/love-in/planning weekend. Actually, it can’t have been a junket because we paid for most of the costs. Anyway we were up at this groovy place in the wilderness somewhere outside Seymour (far enough from ... [More]
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When I was a boy…
I’ve done it. I’ve actually done it. I can hardly believe it. I never thought I’d see the day. I never thought it would come to this. I did the "when I was a boy I used to walk…", speech to my kids. It’s times like this when I realise that generation after generation is ... [More]
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Week 1 wrap-up
I’ve been pretty busy this week, in a kind of lazy kind of a way. On Monday I took the kids to the zoo. Heaps of fun. Heaps of animals. I couldn’t help but notice one curious family, some of whom were dressed rather oddly for the zoo on a summer’s day, I thought. To ... [More]
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Highlights of my weekend
Saturday 12:00. Put a bunch of whites in the washing machine. Put soap liquid in. Close machine. Turn dial, ready to start. 14:00. Open machine. Pull washing out into a basket. Notice it seems remarkably dry. Must be because it’s a hot day. Don’t have time to hang up yet, so leave in basket. 14:45. ... [More]