Adventures of a Londoner in Australia

I used to watch The Bill religiously, but haven’t for some years — not since it went soapie. So I was most amused when one of the toys to arrive for Jeremy’s sixth birthday a couple of weeks ago was a The Bill policeman action figure, courtesy of my Uncle Kevin in England (aka UK in the UK).

So, what has this unnamed “Male PC” (it says so on the box) been up to since arriving in Melbourne? Well, take a look for yourself.

Checking car rego stickers	Guarding important buildings
Directing traffic	Patrolling public transport

(Thanks to Kevin for sending him, Jeremy who owns him, Marita for the idea. By the way, he must be a character from the old style pre-soap Bill stories, because the kids checked, and he has no genitalia.)