Morons on the road

Dear moron

I may not be the world’s foremost expert on driving, but even I could see you made two critical mistakes driving out of the supermarket carpark.

1. You drove the wrong way around the one-way system.

2. Your baby was on the lap of your passenger.

I hope that you were pulled over and booked on the way home. But if not, I hope you didn’t collide with anything.

You, sir, are a thoughtless moron.

PS. You’re not doing the reputation of P-platers any good, either.

By Daniel Bowen

Transport blogger / campaigner and spokesperson for the Public Transport Users Association / professional geek.
Bunurong land, Melbourne, Australia.
Opinions on this blog are all mine.

6 replies on “Dear moron”

You are right to be annoyued. That behaviour is not just thoughtless but dangerous and illegal.
Fortunately, seeing a baby on a lap in a car is rare these days (in Melbourne anyway).

I know exactly how you feel! You feel like giving them a good nudge with your own car, just to get them to use their grey matter for at least an instant!

So much for negative stereotypes… sheesh.

Hope you have a positive few days leading up to the Festive Season.

Mal :)

It’s insane, could you have taken down the rego and reported to the police? You see it a few times up here in the Territory with the non-indigenous and all the time with the indigenous folk.

Car park driving is something to behold, isn’t it? My kids and I have taken to waving an imaginary chequered flag as people speed past…which, now I think about it, is probably not a distraction those sort of drivers need.

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