Why do I have to be here at work today? WHY? On a glorious day such as this, the sun is shining, the birds are singing, the flowers are blooming and making me sneeze.
But can I be out enjoying it? No. Damn this money hungry capitalist economy of ours! Damn the greedy consumerism! Damn the filthy rich… oooh… look… DVDs… shiny… where’s my credit card?
No! No, no spending. I’m theoretically broke for a couple of weeks. Something to do with messing up my last BAS(tard) statement and over-paying the ATO five grand. Big f’ing oopsy.
