First of the month

Evidently at the school they’re considering a ban on A pinch and a punch for the first of the month due to some over-enthusiasm from some of the older kids when pinching and punching.

Not to mention the invention by somebody of A kick in the dick for the first of the month

By Daniel Bowen

Transport blogger / campaigner and spokesperson for the Public Transport Users Association / professional geek.
Bunurong land, Melbourne, Australia.
Opinions on this blog are all mine.

8 replies on “First of the month”

How about ‘punch me again and I’ll rip your bloody arm off’. No wait. That doesnt rhyme…

When I was a kid, it was ‘a pinch and a punch for the first of the month’. To which you could reply with ‘a flick and a kick for being so quick’. Unless the person made a fist and put it under their chin while saying ‘white rabbit’, in which case you couldn’t touch them. Ahh the memories.

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