Evidently at the school they’re considering a ban on A pinch and a punch for the first of the month due to some over-enthusiasm from some of the older kids when pinching and punching.
Not to mention the invention by somebody of A kick in the dick for the first of the month…
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No, seriously, a kick?!
How about “A Flick and a kick for being so quick!”.
I thought it was ‘a biff and a kick for being so quick’.
punch and month sortof ryme but kick and month….mmmmm
Actually it may have been “week”.
Damn. Being a geek and all, I always hoped they banned it when I was at school.
How about ‘punch me again and I’ll rip your bloody arm off’. No wait. That doesnt rhyme…
When I was a kid, it was ‘a pinch and a punch for the first of the month’. To which you could reply with ‘a flick and a kick for being so quick’. Unless the person made a fist and put it under their chin while saying ‘white rabbit’, in which case you couldn’t touch them. Ahh the memories.