Rae’s post about the amusing email Away message reminded me of the screensaver I wrote years ago. It was intended to run on office computers, and one of the animations included a random message:
I’m not here right now because I’m…
- out experiencing life.
- doing a nude team-building workshop.
- at a job interview with an opposition company.
- out experiencing life.
- digging an escape tunnel.
- complaining about you to your boss.
- on an all-expenses-paid course in Hawaii.
- at the pub.
- stuck in the lift.
- getting junk food.
- recording my first hit album.
- talking to the support guys, trying to figure out how to stop this screensaver.
- pinching stuff from YOUR desk.
- raiding the stationery cupboard.
- at NASA training to be an astronaut.
- at Buckingham Palace accepting a knighthood.
- having coffee with the CEO.
- trying to break the world record for the longest lunch ever.
- asleep under my desk.
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Also at ACMI there is an upcoming forum called “Queer Eye for the Timelord Guy” about the new Dr Who series.
Check their website.
Thanks.