Winter

I might be losing weight since the weather got cold, what with freezing my arse off every morning. Welcome to winter.

Since my evil scheme to get us out of this cold house by the onset of winter hasn’t come off, yesterday I went and bought an extra heater, to prevent the family freezing to death.

It’s a twin for the smallish column oil heater I got last year. You know, shopping for appliances is so much easier when you know exactly what you want. Walk into shop, see product, tell salesman, hand over cash. Easy. If only all my shopping could be that simple.