Well, it finally happened. Something I’ve been waiting three years for. I got breathalysed. On my way down North Road I saw them setting up on the opposite side, and when I came back, sure enough, there they were, Vic Police‘s finest, signalling people into lanes, getting them to blow into the bag, checking the result, and off we go. So I finally got to do it. Bit of an anti-climax, really.