Valentine’s Day

Today’s the day… Valentine’s Day, or VD for short, as someone at work suggested. Perhaps not.

I remembered the card and present. Hopefully other blokes everywhere did. If not, it’s not too late to rush out and get something. It’s recommended if you want to live to see the end of the weekend.

No, don’t get plastic flowers. And no, the poppy from the last Remembrance Day is not sufficient.

Just thought of a good practical joke to play, that is if your better half is in the right frame of mind. Midway through the day, ring him or her up and say "Wow! Thanks for the incredible balloons and flowers!"

Presuming they didn’t send balloons and flowers to you, they’ll say something like "What balloons and flowers?!?"

"Just kidding!" <Click>

By Daniel Bowen

Transport blogger / campaigner and spokesperson for the Public Transport Users Association / professional geek.
Bunurong land, Melbourne, Australia.
Opinions on this blog are all mine.