We all have had strange beliefs about how the world works. When I was a kid, I naturally used to dread the unwanted fart. Especially at school, while in class. But inevitably it would squeeze its way out. So I hit upon a plan to prevent the people around me from getting the whiff. Easy. Logical. Couldn’t fail. I’d breathe it all in myself. Of course! If I got all the smelly bits, nobody else could smell it, could they! Brilliant!