Common urban commuter tribes of the 67
NAME: Middle-aged white collar male (Daggus Middleagi)
APPEARANCE: Greying or disappearing hair. Striped tie, Hush Puppies. Pullover under jacket on cold days. Plastic raincoat on wet days.
ACCESSORIES: Old beaten up briefcase. NEVER has a walkman. Always has an umbrella – just in case.
VOCABULARY: Not known to speak, apart from “Zone 1 daily please.”
OTHER ATTRIBUTES: Has difficulty keeping control of faculties when sneezing. Often drops papers all over the floor of the tram. Closely resembles George Dent in “Drop The Dead Donkey”.
